CRITICAL MMM ASS


Toader, Coach and I went for it, but I think we were an hour too late...

Made it to Dolores in time though...

Nice frosty brew for Eclectically Trife...

Oh Hawaiyayyeah!!!
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Toader, Coach and I went for it, but I think we were an hour too late...

Made it to Dolores in time though...

Nice frosty brew for Eclectically Trife...

Oh Hawaiyayyeah!!!

Hanzywise...

Found this old shot of Drehobl while digging through some photos for one of his new sponsors
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Back to the now; I ran into Mic-E at Popside and he's claimin' new shirt design for the Trife. Let's see it Mic!

EC's been MIA lately. Aparently Homeknut's been shredding the airways. Total jet-setter going
to and from New York (just like his daddy used to do), no big deal...

At the airport with miss Julia...

AirTrainwise...

In NY with the token art shot...

Reunion with Big Poppa back in SF. Keepin' it real NYwise with his new Yankee cap...

Straight to la casa with a new computer and excellent sitting style...

I went over to hang out with Jeff Hedges and his dog...

He did some of the best inverts ever...

Massive board collection...

Ffej is killin' it with a full family situaish these days. Weedwise??? Obviously...

Always good to see old friends...

Dude it's Earl!!!
photo:Strubing

Took it up to Clement and 33rd to meet up with Coach and the Toadly epic for the Stereo party. We were so far from the Mission, I thought I was back in Penis Isle...

errr, it was pretty packed...

You know it's a big to do, when the NZA shows up...

How Daher you!!!

"Im hammered!!!"

"Dude, you're Mr. Lowcard, pull your shit together!!!"

Me and Pastras, no big deal...

Janet was in rare form...

Blktop Project managed to squeeze in a set, literally...

Brothers from different mothers...

Dude, it's the two dudes: J.Lee and Dune putos!!!

Tio, it's Roberto Aleman!!!

Dude, Big White's got an umbrella!!!

Chef Pierre and Strubing

One of these dudes is shroomin'...

Brad Johnson and his special lady friend...

Ray Barbee signing some L. Mountain art...

Barbee and Toadly epic...

Yorkatron and Schmitler..

Straight to the Bacon Dog brosef...

Did I mention that Janet was in rare form; I think she's got a new fro...

Then straight to Pops where Asia was holdin' it down...

Dude, Im wasted was in full form...

Woke up to A Maricon Ice-cream; pretty aws


The party started and the collage was done...

"Can I come in?"

The shoes were on display...

Philwise...

A young Corpsey...

Watt had done soundcheck and was ready...

Blktop Project started off the night...

Matt Rodriguez hittin skins...

T.G.

That's Chuck Treece on drums maricon...

That's Ray Barbee, duh!

Fellow photogs, Brook and Uyeda

Jai and lady friends...

Dave R. and a pissed off Halba...

Bro-card

Moose sighting...

Come on Maggie, you aint gettin' C.O.W. like that...

Oh those Lowcard windbreakers; so hot!

Magnet and Corpsey

Mira and Maggie

Ellissa checkin' in with the Outlaw...

Snuggle bunnies...

Arco all up in the arts...

Respect...

Adams and Schmitler

This week's C.O.W. sponsored by Lowcard...

Mike Watt came out and blew the place up, fuckin amazing...

Complete with Tobasco holster-fuckin aws!!!

3 Minutemen songs, no big deal...


Arco rockin' up front...





Puppybreath and Halsey were semi-floored in awe...


Mike invited the Blktop Project back up to rock out, it was pure jam fusion-epic!




"Kelly Anne Sullivan, damn glad to meet you..."

Pretty crushed out...

Mark and Joe get ready to celebrate 15 years of Slap on 4/20...

A loaded Van...

Staba's an unofficial Slap pal for life...

Chaz Whiteley making power moves...

Outside Club Sux

Slap parties have brew too...



Cardielwise...

Brook and Stabanator

Palu gearin' up to go collage crazy...

Best poster ever...






Meanwhile, Palu's collage is coming along...

Unintentionally, there was a dead guy section, I kind of got wierded out standing in front of it...

Hot off the boat from China, Nike's newest shoe, The Slap (O'Brien needs to get paid graphicwise)...

Toad showed up ready to document...

but ended up getting hammered...

I gave him a staff hat...


Ok, there's 38 frames, and 20 feet of space, if we take 38 and divide it by two rows and give 4 inches of space between each frame... We're fucked!

Big Luda Crooks puto!!! Nike, give the dude a shoe and make him rich...

FBC represent!!!

The prima-Dawes portrait section...

Corpseywise...

I think the Zuch head was my favorite shit there. I want to have a party where everyone has to wear the zuch mask, it could be amazing-I miss Paul...

Chaz made sure shit was level...


J. Gold our marketing dude must have said at least five times, "Did you get a photo of the Lost banner?"

One year ago from today we lost a legend - We miss you Fausto
tomorrow, the actual party photos

Went to see Willie last night - fuckin' amazing!

Flagwise-everything's big in Texas...

"Lonestar belt buckles and old faded Levi's each night begins a new day..."

"To all the girls I loved before..."

"Pursuin' the life of my high-ridin' heroes, I burned up my childhood days..."

"After takin' several readings, I'm surprised to find my mind`s still fairly sound..."

Post bro-down scenario with Willie's harmonica dude, no big deal...

Then straight to the Tamale lady...

Woke up to this on the front page of the paper. I'd have to say it was a good day...

Justice League-wise...

Tax day, we took it to the Discovery Zone formerly known as Marine World Africa USA...

Somehow we got this dude to come...

I got to be honest, Im kind of into rollercoasters...

Straight through the gates and onto the Hammerhead...

The Outlaw, K-Sul, and Sally Coaster were shredding...

Then we took it to the Justice League. Carley getting epic is the norm these days.

Flash, Sofia, and the Green Lantern putos...

Reija got a custom Lowcard air brush Tee, no big deal...

Even though it's not Marine World anymore, they still have sharks-fuckin aws!

The bday girl loves giraffes...

Horny butterfly's were mating everywhere...


Costa Rica flashbacks...



Elephantwise...

Corpsey loved the Medusa, I think he's got roller-coaster fever now...

Not sure if it was the smartest move, but we saved the water ride for last...

This is gonna be fun, right?

Kelly Anne was so excited; for me, no big deal...

Janet and Brianna used opposite techniques jacketwise...

It was a wet ride home...
Happy bday Kelly!

Double Vision Vectors
Tommy Guerrero shreds on the big screen while below TG rips it up on the one's and two's...

Toad's recently up'd his game peoplewatchwise. Coffee at the hot corner is the pre-party norm these days...

Then we took it to DLXSF for the big shoe fest. TG was on the wheels of steal with epic tunes all night...

EpiclyVinyl...

Big White and Toadly Epic
Shrewgy was claimin' the Trife put Toad on the map but he's gonna take him to the next level blogwise...

Toadly epic trying to take a bite of Sally Sophisticated's glasses-those are Chanel putos!

Matt D with the standing water drink antics. Dont try this at home...

Ol Salty Stache
Sorry Biggs, I had to...

Look, it's BK!!!

Mira was in the house...

Toader, The Outlaw and So-fist-icated

Yo bro, watch the hand...

OG medium boy; that's Noah Peacock putos...

GV reperesent!
Scooter and ToadlyEpic...

No sign of 30 slowin' down Dudenise...

Piñatawise...






Get it straight, wear glasses maricon!

Schmitty con lentes...

Krooked eye wear was so hot...

The Outlaw gettin' into the act...

The dude with his mouth closed loves life...

Freddie was even gettin' it straight...

Inside DLXSF's baño...



Then to a nearby art show...

Henry sighting...


Artistwise, f'n epic!!!

Jonah in front of his piece. Hmmm, that girl looks familiar...

In the flesh

ToadlyEpic fanned out on one of the artists. But not for her art...

It was all about her shoe situaish...

Then we met up at the bar for some Kelly Anne pre-bday festivities...

Fashion Dan flew out just to be a part of it, him and Carley got all yo'd out and shit. Pretty hyphy, no big deal...

Reija's been learning some EMT technique from Magnethead and wanted to see if ol' Sully needed her tonsils pulled...

A sign of things to come...
all B&W photos: The Outlaw
(duh)

First one to e-mail (epiclytrife@yahoo.com) me who these two Penis Isle shredders are wins a Trife T-shirt. Make sure to include your size/address with your answer.

Warning: The photo above links to an abnormally gnarly P-Stone blow-out...

So P-Stone's in town and that means lunch at Roxies. Dudes talking about moving to my old stomping grounds in Penis Isle, San Carlos...

Twelver of HIgh Life to go with the sandwich is a must...

When they asked P-Stone what kind of bread he wanted this is what he saw... Jaeger please?

And the token phone photo to get Drehobl jealous...

Then we went back to the plant to work and download 10 pivots with Corpsey...
Happy Friday the 13th Maricon's!!!

Full on Tool Time scenario as Corpsey built the Wheel of Trife in his workshop...

Drehobl sketched it all out before hand. Insane amounts of thought went into it, making sure
we had all the drinks accounted for and that the cross was strategically placed for optimum
beer pourage...

Corpsey's built his share of ramps putos; he basically used the same technique as you'd use for cutting tranny...

Crucial center positioning routerwise...

The first paint job looked like this...

Originally, it was going to be the Wheel of Maricon with a Pride flag look...

But it turned out more like Wavy Gravy's Wheel of Tie-Dye. I think we repainted it at least three times...

P-Stone was on the scene and actually tried to make his own wheel. He had visions of grandeur
thinking about the mass marketing possibilities-Got it?

The first clicker was mounted on the side and double up alluminum from a can of High Life...

This was P-Stone's stab at it, a little off centered and the skateboard wheel used to put in the
middle was one millimeter too big and broke the middle causing that orange additional waish...

The bottom stand was built by our own craftsman, Senor Becker and the first spin was made
in his old workstation, his garage...

Since turning wasn't an issue, a Venture truck was used for the mount...

Drehobl did all the graphics by hand and put the Goldschlager one on before we contacted the bar.
At that time the Parkside didn't carry it so we had to buy a couple bottles from the liquor store...

Non wheel related but equally important, Everett Cash was the first human behind the cross casketwise...
Final note: The Wheel served its purpose and was such a hit that the old owner of the Parkside wanted to buy it. Since then he's sold the Parkside and mysteriously, the wheel is later'd. Shot of Jaeger to anyone who knows it's whereabouts...

Dan Drehobl, the biological father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, said Wednesday there is no need to share legal custody of the child, a day after DNA tests proved that he is the father.

i think very un highly of the trife web-site. but i sometimes miss dan in my life so i go there to say hello. that, 'diagram of a blog' is so good. don't ever stop. hope all's well.
-O'Brien

In the spirit of the big Morrissey tour about to launch, I'm looking for a top 3 songs you'd want him to play live. Also, if you're going to any of the shows, send us your photos and we'll post em up, I think Farmer's got the East Coast handled...

Happy belated bday blogwise...
all photos: the Outlaw

Sally Sophisticated and the bday girl...


Saki Barahm

Toad's official welcome to the Dude You're 30 club...

Ramondetta and the Outlaw...
SALLY SOPHISTICATED'S GLASSES GALLERY





Sean John and the Corpse gearin up for a game of 3's...

P-Ram and O-Sal...

Sorry Jamie, there's only one Outlaw...

Broad squad...

"She doesn't look a day over 25" -Toad



Bro's from different area codes...

Toad thought it was "Sink the Pink Bitch"

All the way from Holland???

Kimmel sighting...

C.O.W.

Who's that masked bunny?

It's epicly Trolf

If my camera wasn't jacked you'd be able to read Timmy's hat...

Oh hell yayeahh!!!

Zac couldn't believe he was talking to Dan Drehobl...

Barker Barret kids, no big deal...

Steve was pretty amused at Toad gettin' fanned out on...

What the fuck, I thought these dudes we're broken up-Parkside only clause???

Silly Pink Mickey was shredding...

Gabe moshin' it up...

"See me... Feel me... Touch me... BUNNIES!!!"

That's Joe Brook and Greg Hunt maricon!

15 years later, thats Billy Deans puto!!!

and that's Hustle Jamie doin' his thang...

Another silly shirtless bunny...

Toad just loves life...

Dudenise, you're 30!!!

Bunny fight...

What you can't tell from this photo of Jill is...

She pissed herself-Silly Pink Jilly...

Lowcards got new camo hats putos, buy yours today!

On the way to Santa Cruz we picked up Becker at his new work station...

Homies pretty much killin' it these days. I think his new office situash has a higher rent then my living space, no big deal...

The back of Drehobl's Rav4, complete with self glorifying poster...

Also, note the new drink of the FBC...

Finally, we made it to the new park in Santa Cruz...

Drunk Ass Fools representin...

Syhid wanted an interview...

Drehobl wasn't feeling it...

Mohawks are big in Santa Cruz these days, wait that's Joey Tershay's cousin...

"Tio,tio, por que el pelo loco?"

Jesse was flying out of the big bowl trying to lay the hammer down...

The loc's got the birds eye view...

This dude was layin the hammer down breakdancewise...

Then we went over to check out the new Lowcard HQ...

Loads of space...

For loads of crap...

They even got a trife QP for the HQ...

Miss Lowcard USA on some heavy email vectors...

WWE for dogs...

Stairway to heaven...

Screwboo bro model...

Lowcard handles business...


Becker sent in this diagram of his latest crazes: Bloggin' and Babyin'

That's right, we got banned from our bank account. Got the call today saying that our web content was something our bank could no longer support. Semi Luther Campbell situaish-fuck City Bank!

Who is Thomas HInkley?

After the recent Concussion drama, I decided to lay low from the Bro-card turd release.
The Outlaw attended though and here's some photos...

Tres chicas sin Lowcard ropa, que le pasa?!?!

"Act drunk, this is for the Trife!"

C.O.W. vectors
Sally's got some new glasses situaish going...

Bada bing!

Barham with Concussion vectors...

Some serious wierdness...

Kimmel and Sally Sophisticated...

Josie pissed herself, no big deal...

Is Lo auditioning for C.O.W.?

"Dude that's totally a bail" -Toad
"Yeah, I know... Fuck off!" -Gordo